Its true, but we may be reacquainted very soon, who knows.

mood: scared music: World/Inferno Friendship Socieity

A customer called in and I had to collect his name and company, he tells me his name is Joe Harris. When I ask him his company he says "I'm Harris Adviser." I replied with "I'm Harris Adviser?" The guy gets uppity with me. So now I have to track down his name on a security list. Apparently his company is on there, but he is not. So I told him he has to be placed into a hold field to be verified. This sets him off again, I guess he was expecting me to know that there are other people from his company. I place him in. Then for whatever reason he's back in the enter que again. He starts talking to me like I don't know what I'm doing saying its important blah blah blah (once people start talking down to me I tune them out and start thinking about sex, true story). Then he tells me not to press a button to place him in, to make sure he gets in. Well the only problem with that, is my job is nothing but pressing buttons, I don't know what he was expecting. That's what I do, I press buttons. Fuck that guy.

mood: complacent music: Mastodon

MY EGO............IT HUNGERS.................FOR MORE!!!!1

music: The Dillinger Escape Plan

In the last month, I've been to Washington DC, had a fun/interesting time, joined twitter, which is dumb yet fun, have had a series of dreams and night terrors. Life is usually the same, I sit around read comics, play video games, and every other week me and my crew belt out some monster ballads at Hoffman Lanes at karaoke. Last week saw Mindless Self Indulgence for like the tenth time. We stayed by the bar like old people, which isn't bad because I wasn't dying or anything like that. Also, I've started playing basketball. Brian, Leo and I are playing once or twice a week. It was a real eye opener that I need to get my fat ass in shape and start eating healthier. I'm going to start running on my walks home from the train station after work, just to get my lungs right for balling. Also I want to see Monsters Vs. Aliens in three dee. mc chris is coming back to town, I really wanna see him again, great live show.

Other than that, not much else has been up....just being my usual nerd self

mood: good music: So Many Dynamos

I've joined twitter, because its almost too much work for me to write here because that requires recalling shit and I don't feel like doing that half the time. So this will probably turn into just random updates of photos or when I want to make a list of something, all else things will more than likely handled by twitter, unless its an epic story, but I haven't had one in a while, but who knows, but if you're interested (all like three people that read this) I'm on twitter now, user name xcliffwadx

oh yea and I'm in Washington DC visiting my mom and family

mood: calm music: Beavis and Butthead

a tattoo parlor was giving 13 buck tattoos, this is my first tattoo...its also on the leg I broke on a friday the 13th...it didn't hurt too bad, but it still feels all tattooy right now...

I do want more

mood: busy music: ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead

This is the trailer to Crank 2: High Voltage
in case you missed the first one I'll sum it up in a sentence or two. Chev Chelios is given a drug and he has to keep his heart rate up above a certain point, and at the end he falls out of a helicopter from waaaaaaay up in the air.
here is the sequel try not to blow a pupil.

mood: shocked music: Doomriders

I just found I had freckles on my feet...like the top of my feet near my ankles...at least I hope they're freckles

mood: confused music: The Good Life

superpoop.com

I looked at this and couldn't stop laughing...it still cracks me up

and I'm going to see MSI at the HOB in march...shall be a rip roaring good time

mood: amused music: Mindless Self Indulgence

Last night, Brian had a Chili Cook Off at his place. It was pretty fun, Brian made three vegetarian chilies, one was made with tomatoes and nothing but habanero peppers...we called it Satan's Seman. It was still bubbling for a half hour after the it was taken off the heat. I made my awesome vegetarian chili which is always good and each time I make it it gets better. Brian won first and second place...but he gave me my very own Chili Spoon. Today obviously very painful but well worth it. Also Brian told Kelly, Leo and I that we're going to be in his wedding in the summer which is pretty cool because this is the first wedding party I get to be in and I'm pretty excited because its gonna be a fun one. Oh Nine is off to a pretty sweet start

mood: good music: Boys Night Out

In no real order other than what popped in my head

10. Foxy Shazam-Introducing
favorite track-Dangerous Man

9. Doomtree-Doomtree
favorite track-Kid Gloves

8. Dr. Manhattan-Dr. Manhattan
favorite track-Baton Rouge

7. The Sound of Animals Fighting-The Ocean and the Sun
favorite track-The Ocean and the Sun

6. Atmosphere-When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint that Shit Gold
favorite track-In Her Music Box

5. Mindless Self Indulgence-IF
favorite Track-Get it Up

4. Jaguar Love-Take Me to the Sea
favorite track-Humans Evolve into Skyscrapers

3. mc chris-Is Dead
favorite track-Nrrrd Grrrl

2. Genghis Tron-Board Up the House
favorite track-I Won't Come Back Alive

1. Anthony Green-Avalon
favorite Track-Baby Girl

Honorable mentions, Death Cab for Cutie-Narrow Stairs, sBach-sBach, Zach Hill-Astrological Traits, Spark is a Diamond-Try This on for Size, The Mars Volta-Bedlam in Goliath and Nine Inch Nails-The Slip

mood: good music: Foxy Shazam

I just saw the trailer for X-Men Origins: Wolverine. I must say, I'm pretty amped.

mood: nerdy music: MC Lars

My life has been filled with works, comics, ghost and video games...and I'm tired

mood: tired music: Envy

I can't stop listening to Hot Cross. I think I'm in love

mood: cheerful music: Hot Cross

"I can't believe that nigga won the election" Black person in disbelief

"I can't believe that nigger won the election" racist white person


Pretty much the same sentence, but depending on who it came from you're either a pessimist or a racist. God Bless America

mood: amused music: Gwar

I spent a few hours as a lady at a party....granted it was a bearded lady, I have a whole new insight to the woman's plight. All the primping and preparation that ladies do, eff that noise, but I can get with the smooth legs, that I do like. In case you can't gather, I shaved most of my body hair...wore make up and a dress. Filled two balloons up with water and put them in a bra, it took a little while for my back to get used to it. Then at the party, people were copping feels, and motorboating me....really odd, I felt like a piece of meat...but it was still a good time on Halloween.

mood: drained music: Busdriver

I need to find me a midget and we could go as a sawed off version of Rob and Big for Halloween

mood: tired music: Ministry

keep in mind that last year someone almost died (thanks for that tag line Jim)

mood: awake music: CRS

In one of the urinals at work, there are two huuuuuuuuuge boogers on the walls...now there's nothing wrong with picking your nose...hey its yours do what you want...as long as you aren't shaking hands with people right after or anything else that might infringe on others...but wiping them on the wall....that's nasty. To think someone with a 401k plan is doing the same thing kids do...and these aren't hidden at all either, they are eye level and everything. Nothing like emptying your bladder while looking at corporate boogers

mood: grossed out music: Nine Inch Nails

Tuesday, Kelly, Leo, Sarah and I went to see Yelle, a french electro pop artist, and it was super mad fun...if you have a chance to see her live, do it. Next week is Gwar at the House of Blues, I'm pumped about that. Hopefully the Polysics on the 9th, and mc chris on the 16th...fun times ahead. And I think I'm coming down with a cold

mood: sick music: Yelle